Hazy Double IPA | 8% abv
Wake up, PEOPLE!!! They’re always watching, listening, following, pooping, watching. Birds, that is. Be real quiet and definitely don’t read this under any power lines. Those are not cute little, feathered animals in the sky. They’re top-secret spying drones run by the gubment. Avian enemies of freedom is more like it.
Birds aren’t real but this beer totally is and it will help that red pill go down. Brewed with a secret recipe and hop combo (not super secret - it’s Simcoe, Citra, Sabro). This beer is sure to have you questioning reality.